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Great Excuse

Police Car LightsAn older man picked up his brand new Corvette at a Florida dealership and drove it out onto the road. As the pulled onto I-75, he floored it and shot up to 80mph in seconds. There he was… feeling the thrill of the ride. Then, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”     

The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State-Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.

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  1. May 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    not sure he should take her back after that

  2. May 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    HAHAHA fantastic!

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